liesmyth:

beyoncepatronus:

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.

thank you op this means a lot

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thatsbelievable:

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astrolugo:

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rithmeres:

one of my coworkers has this sticker on his water bottle and it sends me into hysterics every time i see it

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biheterocapitalist:

Why is this so funny skdkska

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someplace-warm-deactivated20220:

dankmemeuniversity:

A N G R Y

C A T F I S H

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fablefire:

Stocking eeveelutions from 2019 🎄

thoughtkick:

“Your soulmate is not someone that comes into your life peacefully. It is someone who comes to make you question things, who changes your reality, somebody that marks a before and after in your life. It is not the human being everyone has idealized but an ordinary person, who manages to revolutionize your world in a second.”

— Unknown

essenceevocation:

Ah, yes. I almost forgot.

Art: Amy Jones

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